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Gamer Superstar, That Is What You Are

Already people are starting to wear the precious 20-sided die (produced exclusively by Paw & Claw Designs) which shows your qualifications to become the GREATEST GAMEMASTER IN THE WORLD. Behold Shaenon Garrity, creator of Skin Horse and Narbonic, wearing the red and gold!

In addition, Paw & Claw currently has a special offer: with every d20 necklace purchase of $30 or more (that’s basically two necklaces), you will get a FREE Copy of the King of RPGs minicomic. Who can resist!


NAME: SHAENON GARRITY
INTELLIGENCE: 18
CHARISMA: 18
PETTIFOGGERY: 16
STAMINA: 16
PRESTIDIGITATION: 15
# of Games DMed: ???
# of Systems Mastered: ???
Longest Role-Playing Session Record: ???
Longest Campaign Record: ???
Player Satisfaction Percentage: ???
Greatest Number of Players Serviced Simultaneously: ???
TOTAL RPG POOL: 2,525

Shaenon’s statistics are sketchy but, like an umbral wraith, no less intimidating due to their shadowiness.